September 24, 2009

a solution to climate change: survivaballs!

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

September 24, 2009

YES MEN HONCHO SPRUNG FROM CLINK

“Balls Across America” direct-action campaign launched

NYPD abuse of authority big factor in arrest

Contact: The Yes Men <mailto:event@theyesmen.org>

Andy Bichlbaum, co-founder of activist group the Yes Men, emerged after 26 hours

in New York City’s central lockup with all charges against him dismissed.[1]

“The judge just laughed,” said Bichlbaum. “The police had a less well-developed

sense of humor - and, it turned out, much less regard for the law. But all in all,

I’m ecstatic that they arrested me.”

At 10am Tuesday, Bichlbaum was arrested and charged with trespassing, after he and

21 “Survivaballs” [2] gathered on New York City’s East River and announced they

were to going to “take the UN by storm” from the water, since all the land

approaches were sealed. Once at the UN, they would supposedly use the Survivaballs

to blockade the negotiations and refuse to let world leaders leave the room until

they’d agreed on sweeping cuts in greenhouse gas emissions, as Secretary-General

Ban Ki-Moon has demanded.[3]

The event was a “scenic and mediagenic way to call attention to what our leaders

need to do in the run-up to Copenhagen,” said Bichlbaum. [4] It was also the

official inauguration of the Yes Men’s “Balls Across America” series of civil

disobedience actions, inspired by the call for direct action on climate change by

website http://BeyondTalk.net.

Minutes after the balls began wading into the water, law enforcement swooped in on

the protesters by land, sea, and air. In order not to harm their attackers, the

balls admitted defeat and waddled out of the water and off the beach. Seven

participants were given tickets for trespassing, and one - ringleader Bichlbaum -

was whisked away to “the Tombs,” New York’s central processing facility at 100

Centre Street, due to an unpaid ticket for bicycle riding through Washington

Square Park.

Bichlbaum’s arrest led to hilarious prime-time coverage on CNN.[5]

“Sleeping on concrete was a challenge, but I met a lot of interesting people, and

my arrest meant major prime-time news coverage we wouldn’t have otherwise had,”

said Bichlbaum. “That’s the whole point of civil disobedience. Thanks to my

momentary discomfort, our symbol of the stupidity of not taking action on climate

change was seen by tens of millions of people. It all worked out great, and I

remain grateful to the NYPD for having accidentally made our event successful

beyond our wildest dreams.”